The inaugural event, which we have to thank for spawning the concept for this entire series.
How players were ranked after this game.
| Rank | Name | Score* |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Groth | 100% |
| 2 | The Wigan Warrior | 16% |
| 2 | The Lucky Monkey | 16% |
* = Score is calculated using a secret formula that rewards participation in addition to winning